People's Karaoke • (Don't Eat A) Mexican Cantelope

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Y'feel a hot wind from your lowers
And a touch of the hurls with an odor

Spurn cubed/sliced and check the number ("4050")
Leave without melon ready plater

I hear that salmonella's real sick
Don't buy the product, friend, never use it

Globalist faking our food safety
Plant fecal land trust what doctors say

Don't eat a Mexican Cantelope
Don't eat a Mexican gro-ah-own Cantelope

[Comrade, feeling dizzy yet?]


We shipped it in and soon the nation
Will talk about this Mexican invasion

I understand just a little
Su comprende--it's food fiddle

Don't eat a Mexican Cantelope
Don't eat a Mexican gro-ah-own Cantelope

Don't eat a Mexican Cantelope
Don't eat a Mexican gro-ah-own Cantelope

[Comrades, the reeling nausea is settling in.]

You'll flush like ya's in Tijuana
Eating sliced and cubed orange melon

Will make distress on the toilet throne
Save money great lengths foreign grown

You'll feel a hot wind down your lowers
Melon snacking from south of the border

Pettifogging about food safety
Shan't fecal hands, it's what doctors say

Don't eat a Mexican Cantelope
Don't eat a Mexican gro-ah-own Cantelope

Don't eat a Mexican Cantelope
Don't eat a Mexican gro-ah-own Cantelope

Cantelope, Cantelope...

What doctors say...

Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 11/28/2023, 10:25 am — Replies 0 — Views 245

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